Click!


Zzzzip!

Down goes my pant's zippers.

"Hmmmmm... Ang bango..."

Yeah gurl! you've established that already!

And yeah! cause I spent more than 1 freaken hour in the showers polishing every damn inch of my skin!

Well, thank you!. (so as not to sound like a grumpy old hag. hahaha)

She reached for my briefs.

My tool is so hard right now...

I think she's gonna pass out is she's not careful enough.

That thing will hit her head!

"WWooww! Hard ka na ah... Di na marshmallow.."

Damn!

What's with the marshmallow thing!

I tried to take control of the situation.

I reached

this time not her boobies

but that thing

down south!

YUP!

Way south

center

whatever.

But...

"wag dyan..."

(may kiliti ako dyan? hahahaha!!!)

"meron ako..."

Yeah right!

"Gusto ko lang makita..."

(BUTCH!!!!)

"wag na... naughty ka talaga..."

I not not naughty gurl!


I'm in a science experiment here.



Title: Finding My True Self
Introduction: I'm confused!
Statement of the problem: Am I a guy or gay?
Materials and Methods: 
1. Me... check!
2. Girl... check!
3. Sexy time... check! plangak! Plunging neckline na may ruffles and beads! check!
Data and Results: Processing data...



I tried to reach inside her tight pps (pekpek shorts).

Hmmmm.... This is how panties feel when they're worn by a GURL!

But then....

Bandaid!

Pads!

Whisper with wings!

Shit!

Sayonara japan!


Limitations: Menstruation is the shedding of the uterine lining (endometrium). It occurs on a regular basis in 
sexually reproductive-age females of certain mammal species...
(blah.. blah.. blah..)



Yuck!


"sabi ko sayo eh..."


Ok ok you won gurl!


She was kissing my thing, with my briefs on.


Sometimes she playfully bites "it" and laughs everytime I cringe.


bitch! hahahaha...




To be continued...